"Yearningly, our hero looks skyward. 'Lord,' he says, 'Lord, I know that I asked that this year's vacation finally be worth all the time and trouble, and be something that I would remember. But this is too much, God! Can I please just go home? Please?"
And the man closed his eyes, a tear on his cheek, a supplicant hoping that he will be spared any further magical adventures.
"MY SON," a voice booms. The man lifts his head.
"God?" he says.
From behind, the voice says "No, it's Cronus. But close enough."
"Keep your eyes up top, buddy."
Well if you will stand like that, where do You expect me to look?
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ReplyDeleteYes, I am Iron Man!
ReplyDelete"The hills are alive with the sound of... Hey! A butterfly!"
ReplyDeleteAlso: YOLO!
ReplyDeleteTuluch, realizing that his kilt has changed design, decides to yell.
ReplyDeleteEveryone took all the good comments. LOL
ReplyDeleteTL/DR
ReplyDeleteHA No, just kidding.
ReplyDelete"Yearningly, our hero looks skyward. 'Lord,' he says, 'Lord, I know that I asked that this year's vacation finally be worth all the time and trouble, and be something that I would remember. But this is too much, God! Can I please just go home? Please?"
And the man closed his eyes, a tear on his cheek, a supplicant hoping that he will be spared any further magical adventures.
"MY SON," a voice booms. The man lifts his head.
"God?" he says.
From behind, the voice says "No, it's Cronus. But close enough."
Yeah, my first thought was, "Stop looking up my skirt!"
ReplyDeletelook ma, top of the world!
ReplyDeleteHe has such broad shoulders. Is that a sketch of Dwayne Johnson?
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