A Crusader Challenge I Can Handle

Anyone who was paying attention noticed that I completely ignored the first Crusader challenge. Well, this time, I'm all over it. I mean, how hard can it be to write a hundred word flash fiction piece that starts with the phrase, "The goldfish bowl teetered". Please, half of my sentences in everyday life start with that phrase.

Ahem, just in case you need the official rules.

"The goldfish bowl teetered that it needs more food," Jane said.

I shook my head. "That doesn't make any sense at all. Are you sure?"

She shrugged. “Look.” She held  up her phone for me to inspect.

“Tweeted!” I shouted after looking at her phone.

“Whatever, it ‘tweeted’ it then.”

I stifled a grin, my Grandmother’s roommate was easily confused by technology. I struggled to find a way to break it to her. “I set your calendar to push a message to you today to remind you to pick up some fish food.”

“Yes dear,” she said, “You mean tweeted.”

And that's it folks. Hope everyone is having a good week.